Anyone for slogan porn?

[zinnith]

Seriously, I need help. I should be writing fleece!fic for mcfleece  . But I'm having kind of a bad day and the writing doesn't want to be done, so instead I'm creating slogans. Dirty slogans...

Now I'm sitting here with porn on my brain. I mean, how can you not get ideas from something like this?

Aaahh, Sheppard!

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So, I'm thinking, how about some slogan-inspired porn? There are all kinds of interesting possiblities... Let me know what you come up with!

Unzip a Mckay.

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How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Mckay?

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Splash Mckay All Over.

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Naughty, but John.

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Don't You Just Love Being In John?

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More John Please.

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Have You Forgotten How Good Rodney Tastes?

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Comments

[lavvyan.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

A little porn makes everything better ;-D

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

You know what I'm instantly reminded of? The Carlsberg ads...

"Officially MGM doesn't do slash, but if they did, it would probably be the best slash in the world."

Or something like that...

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

That is soooo true!

What about...

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

"Good things come to those who 'gate...."

Hee - this is fun..!. But I'm also supposed to be writing fleece fic, how dare you distract me with your porn-y games!

cep xxx

Re: What about...

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

You could always write porny fleece-fic...
;-D

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem... but as I've just scrapped my first idea and started afresh, the porn might have to wait for another night. Although...

Unzip a McKay *drools*

I think my personal favourite is "Splash McKay all over"
I'm gonna have to try and get some of these in there somehow!!

cep xxx

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, "Splash McKay all over" is my favourite as well. It puts pretty pretty pictures in my head... My second favourite is "Don't you just love being in John?"

Those two needs to be written.

Splash McKay all over... Naughty but John...

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

"Oh yes, thank you Colonel," Rodney snaps in irritation. "How very mature of you."

"Well, you said you were getting too hot," John drawls without a trace of remorse in his voice. "I was only trying to help out."

"And a perfectly reasonable comment about the sweltering heat of this planet obviously means into 'Please tip the entire contents of your water canteen over my head'. Something which will almost certainly lead to your death by dehydration and is no doubt ruining my laptops as we speak." Rodney glares at John, but it loses much of its impact when there's water dripping off the end of his nose. "And just in case you were in any doubt," he continues, "it's my laptops I'm concerned about."

"Of course," John replies, throwing an arm over Rodney's soggy shoulder. "Didn't doubt it for a moment." Gesturing up ahead, he continues. "Look, we're almost back to the 'gate - plenty of water back on Atlantis. And laptop drying facilities."

"Hmm," Rodney grunts. "If I've lost so much as a minus sign from my ground-breaking work, I'm going to..."

"Is that a promise?" John asks, slanting Rodney a look.

Rodney's eyes darken at John's tone. "Oh, definitely," he replies.

Re: Splash McKay all over... Naughty but John...

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

Yes! I love the water dripping from Rodney's nose!

Unzip and lick a McKay...

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

Rodney stomps... well, actually squelches in to his quarters and deposits his soaking pack on the floor. He doesn't hear John come up behind him and so jerks in surprise when John presses himself up to his back and reaches around to slowly unzip his tac vest.

"Colonel?" Rodney asks.

John's response is remove Rodney's vest and then push the entire length of his body flush against Rodney's. "Shhh," he whispers into Rodney's ear, thrusting his erection into Rodney's ass and pulling Rodney's t-shirt up so he can toy with his nipples, teasing the sensitive nubs into hard peaks.

Rodney gasps and grinds his ass backwards into John's cock whilst simultaneously arching his chest into John's caressing hands. John lowers his head and starts sucking at the flesh at the back of Rodney's neck. "Hmm," he murmurs, "soggy."

"Yes," Rodney manages to say. "Some idiot decided it would be a good idea to splash water all over me."

"Well, that wasn't very nice, was it?" John mouths into Rodney's neck, still kissing and sucking the damp flesh.

"Yes," Rodney gasps. "I mean... no... I mean... Oh, more John, please."

John chuckles darkly and the sound goes straight to Rodney's cock. "Don't worry Rodney," he whispers, his hands moving to the fastenings of Rodney BDU's. "I haven't even started."

Re: Unzip and lick a McKay...

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

Ummmm.... guh?

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

Rodney's certain that he's meant to be mad at John about something... but he can't quite remember why that is. Something about heat or perhaps it was things getting wet or maybe... but then John's tongue does something that should be impossible and all thoughts connected to 'hot' and 'wet' disappear and there is only the hot and wet and utter perfection of John's mouth.

Rodney looks down and has to bite back a moan. John's eyes lift to meet his and Rodney nearly comes on the spot. The sight of John on his knees, his head between Rodney's thighs, his lips wrapped tightly around Rodney's cock is almost too much. John's tongue circles Rodney's cockhead before he leans forward again to suck down Rodney's entire length. Rodney's head tips back, he braces his hands on the bed behind him and starts to recite pi in his head in an effort to stave off his impending orgasm. John moves up and down Rodney's shaft, sucking and tonguing in turn, and Rodney gradually becomes aware that the noises he can vaguely hear are of his own voice calling John's name. His hips have started lifting of their own volition and he's pumping himself into John's welcoming mouth - thrusting his cock down his throat and trying to get as deep into John as is physically possible.

And John just takes it; he relaxes his throat and lets Rodney fuck his mouth over and over and over again. Through the ripples of pleasure which are building and building, Rodney manages to collect together enough functioning brain cells to realise that John is getting off on this as much as he is. He's grunting and moaning around Rodney's cock, his hand working frantically between his legs - fisting his cock tightly, hot and hard and desperate just from sucking Rodney off.

"God, now John, now," Rodney screams, thrusting forward into John's willing mouth one last time. John moans in response, and Rodney feels the splash of John's orgasm on his legs as he himself comes hard straight down John's throat.

Rodney finds sufficient strength to lean down and pull John up and then promptly collapses backwards onto the bed. John drapes himself comfortably over Rodney, his head resting on Rodney's shoulder and his nose buried in the nape Rodney's neck.

"Hmmm," John murmurs just before they both drift off to sleep, "You tasted good - not soggy at all."

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

You know I love you, right?

I might have to write some of my own now...

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, so not what I was supposed to be writing tonight... but I might just have to forgive you... ah, sweet, sweet McSheppy porn - it eases the pain... :)

Love you too, honey!!

cep xxx

[bluespirit-star.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, comment porn is good! *g*
Thank you.

[the-cephalopod.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you enjoyed it! Zin can be a very good bad influence at times... :) cep xxx

[bluespirit-star.livejournal.com]

That's what the best friends are for. *g*

[anyanka-eg.livejournal.com]

Those are brilliant.

I'm not trying to write fleece fic, although the orange fleece is in it briefly, but I'm stalled too. Writer's apathy (it's not even a block) is awful :-(

ETA: just got this one http://anyanka-eg.livejournal.com/16500.html He he he

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

I know! There's nothing worse than just sitting and staring at the screen. Especially as I've promised myself to write at least a couple thousand words every day to stave off the 'OMG-I'm-unemployed-and-broke-and-completely-useless' depression.

But a little porn is good for the soul! ;-D

[anyanka-eg.livejournal.com]

Oh I totally understand the porn thing. I'm writing, or trying to, an AU kinky thing that has got out of hand in my head but won't go down paper.

What do you do, job-wise? Anything IT-ish? I could pass your cv on to some folks in Sweden if so. Actually project management, personal assistant stuff as well.

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

What do I do? Good question... I have an almost!degree in environmental science, I've studied a little geography, a little geology, a little pedagogy and a lot of creative writing and art. (I made the mistake of thinking 'is this fun?' instead of 'will this get me a job?' when I chose my courses...) Then I maxed out my study loan and since then I've worked as a chef's assistant/waitress and as a telephone operator.

So unfortunately no IT :-( But thank you for the offer, I really appreciate it *hugs*