Anyone for slogan porn?

[zinnith]

Seriously, I need help. I should be writing fleece!fic for mcfleece  . But I'm having kind of a bad day and the writing doesn't want to be done, so instead I'm creating slogans. Dirty slogans...

Now I'm sitting here with porn on my brain. I mean, how can you not get ideas from something like this?

Aaahh, Sheppard!

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So, I'm thinking, how about some slogan-inspired porn? There are all kinds of interesting possiblities... Let me know what you come up with!

Unzip a Mckay.

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How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Mckay?

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Splash Mckay All Over.

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Naughty, but John.

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Don't You Just Love Being In John?

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More John Please.

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Have You Forgotten How Good Rodney Tastes?

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Comments

[anyanka-eg.livejournal.com]

Oh I totally understand the porn thing. I'm writing, or trying to, an AU kinky thing that has got out of hand in my head but won't go down paper.

What do you do, job-wise? Anything IT-ish? I could pass your cv on to some folks in Sweden if so. Actually project management, personal assistant stuff as well.

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

What do I do? Good question... I have an almost!degree in environmental science, I've studied a little geography, a little geology, a little pedagogy and a lot of creative writing and art. (I made the mistake of thinking 'is this fun?' instead of 'will this get me a job?' when I chose my courses...) Then I maxed out my study loan and since then I've worked as a chef's assistant/waitress and as a telephone operator.

So unfortunately no IT :-( But thank you for the offer, I really appreciate it *hugs*