Anyone for slogan porn?

[zinnith]

Seriously, I need help. I should be writing fleece!fic for mcfleece  . But I'm having kind of a bad day and the writing doesn't want to be done, so instead I'm creating slogans. Dirty slogans...

Now I'm sitting here with porn on my brain. I mean, how can you not get ideas from something like this?

Aaahh, Sheppard!

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So, I'm thinking, how about some slogan-inspired porn? There are all kinds of interesting possiblities... Let me know what you come up with!

Unzip a Mckay.

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How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Mckay?

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Splash Mckay All Over.

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Naughty, but John.

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Don't You Just Love Being In John?

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More John Please.

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Have You Forgotten How Good Rodney Tastes?

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