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Dec. 14th, 2011 03:26 pmFor those of you who wants the truth about Father Christmas:
( Probably NSFW, warning for nudity and cruelty to Father Christmases. )
( Probably NSFW, warning for nudity and cruelty to Father Christmases. )
Title: Shroedinger's Cat Had It Easy
Author: Zinnith
Wordcount: ~2200
Rating: PG-13
Notes: It seems like the thing to do after writing over 52K in 12 days is to write even more. Seriously, I take absolutely no responibility for this thing. It's all Baty's fault.
(Yes, this is crack, obviously.)
Summary: Rodney comes home, drops his briefcase to the floor, falls back against the door, and starts to hyperventilate, chanting, “What have I done, what have I done,” under his breath. Rodney signs up for NaNoWriMo. Hilarity ensues.
( Shroedinger's Cat Had It Easy )
Author: Zinnith
Wordcount: ~2200
Rating: PG-13
Notes: It seems like the thing to do after writing over 52K in 12 days is to write even more. Seriously, I take absolutely no responibility for this thing. It's all Baty's fault.
(Yes, this is crack, obviously.)
Summary: Rodney comes home, drops his briefcase to the floor, falls back against the door, and starts to hyperventilate, chanting, “What have I done, what have I done,” under his breath. Rodney signs up for NaNoWriMo. Hilarity ensues.
( Shroedinger's Cat Had It Easy )
Here be selkies. Crack-flavoured selkies.
Mar. 28th, 2011 09:49 amSo, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bluespirit_star posted this very helpful illustrated guide, regarding the difference between seals and SEALs.
Crackbunny appeared. Blue andsgamadison made the mistake of encouraging me. It's all their fault! Please don't mistake this snippet for a story of any literary value whatsoever.
( The Detective and the Sea (a.k.a. The Selkie Story) )
bluespirit_star posted this very helpful illustrated guide, regarding the difference between seals and SEALs.Crackbunny appeared. Blue and
sgamadison made the mistake of encouraging me. It's all their fault! Please don't mistake this snippet for a story of any literary value whatsoever.( The Detective and the Sea (a.k.a. The Selkie Story) )
H50 crack!fic - Gerbil Story
Mar. 10th, 2011 06:06 pmIt's pouring down snow. I'm home sick and I was going to write porn. Instead, I wrote... this. I swear I have no idea how it happened. Let's just say it's one hundred percent pure crack. Unbeta'd, so feel free to tell me if you find any mistakes.
( Danny has an unusual problem, Kono squees, Chin suffers and Steve secretly has a heart made of marshmallow. )
( Danny has an unusual problem, Kono squees, Chin suffers and Steve secretly has a heart made of marshmallow. )
Discovering character voices through porn. Are you really complaining? (I so need to get back to Merlin BB now...)
Title: Marking Territory
Author: Zinnith
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy with background Spock/Uhura and everyone/chair
Rating: R/NC-17
Wordcount: ~1100
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: For![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
st_xi_kink, the prompt But how 'bout everyone's had sex in the chair... except for Kirk, and he's pouty. First in my mind's Spock/Uhura, but I was thinking the rest of the crew, too. Bonus if someone makes Jim's dream finally, FINALLY come true. I could not resist. Unbeta'd PWP character study.
Summary: "If anyone should get to have sex in the command chair, it should be me."
( Marking Territory )
Title: Marking Territory
Author: Zinnith
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy with background Spock/Uhura and everyone/chair
Rating: R/NC-17
Wordcount: ~1100
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
A/N: For
st_xi_kink, the prompt But how 'bout everyone's had sex in the chair... except for Kirk, and he's pouty. First in my mind's Spock/Uhura, but I was thinking the rest of the crew, too. Bonus if someone makes Jim's dream finally, FINALLY come true. I could not resist. Unbeta'd Summary: "If anyone should get to have sex in the command chair, it should be me."
( Marking Territory )
Title: Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course
Author: Zinnith
Rating: R
Pairing: John/Rodney
Wordcount: ~5200
Warning: Can you say 'crack'?
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine.
Summary: Rodney is a sex toy inventor. John is a test pilot. John becomes Rodney's test pilot.
Notes: Forlavvyan, who prompted me with John/Rodney, vibrators! Note the plural! *g* Not nearly as much porn as you'd expect from a story almost entirely about adult toys, but I hope you'll like it anyway. Enjoy! the_cephalopod is my beta hero!
( Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course )
Author: Zinnith
Rating: R
Pairing: John/Rodney
Wordcount: ~5200
Warning: Can you say 'crack'?
Disclaimer: Sadly not mine.
Summary: Rodney is a sex toy inventor. John is a test pilot. John becomes Rodney's test pilot.
Notes: For
lavvyan, who prompted me with John/Rodney, vibrators! Note the plural! *g* Not nearly as much porn as you'd expect from a story almost entirely about adult toys, but I hope you'll like it anyway. Enjoy! the_cephalopod is my beta hero!( Purely Scientific Reasons, Of Course )
Yay, new layout! It was time for a change...
Apparently, it's National Poetry Month. It think that is cause enough for some more emo!John poetry.
Emo Poetry
by John Sheppard, age 39 1/2
I live for one look
from your 'gate-blue eyes
one word from your lips
(even when you're all bitchy and shit)
Will you ever know
what you mean to me?
How can I make you see?
(Fuck this. I think I'll go
golfing instead.)
And now I want to know what kind of poetry the rest of them would write. I can has bad!commentpoetry plz?
Apparently, it's National Poetry Month. It think that is cause enough for some more emo!John poetry.
Emo Poetry
by John Sheppard, age 39 1/2
I live for one look
from your 'gate-blue eyes
one word from your lips
(even when you're all bitchy and shit)
Will you ever know
what you mean to me?
How can I make you see?
(Fuck this. I think I'll go
golfing instead.)
And now I want to know what kind of poetry the rest of them would write. I can has bad!commentpoetry plz?
I am so going to hell for this...
Mar. 8th, 2008 05:37 pmOkay, first of all. bluespirit_star and the_cephalopod will tell you that they had no part in this, but they are lying liars who lies. They are to blame for every word. They are also awesome, so I forgive them. *squishes them*.
Look what they made me write! And here is the post that spawned it all.
( SGA RPF chair!crack )
bluespirit_star and the_cephalopod will tell you that they had no part in this, but they are lying liars who lies. They are to blame for every word. They are also awesome, so I forgive them. *squishes them*. Look what they made me write! And here is the post that spawned it all.
( SGA RPF chair!crack )
I take no responsibility for this one.
Feb. 20th, 2008 10:39 pmTitle: John Sheppard and the Big Alien Conspiracy
Author: Zinnith
Rating: PG
Characters: Team + Elizabeth. GEN, I swear!
Warnings: Zinnith's weird sense of humour.
Word count: ~ 1900
Disclaimer: Me is poor person, not own.
Spoilers: Season 1
Notes: For![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
reynard_muldrak, who bought me for fics4books and wanted:
Elizabeth/John and possibly Rodney in the background (not ness het/slash)
Based on either Shepp's or Rodney's POV
Psychic People (especially main characters)
A cat.
Based on Atlantis/Offworld
I hope this will be to your liking!
John and his team and all the things aliens make them do.
Author: Zinnith
Rating: PG
Characters: Team + Elizabeth. GEN, I swear!
Warnings: Zinnith's weird sense of humour.
Word count: ~ 1900
Disclaimer: Me is poor person, not own.
Spoilers: Season 1
Notes: For
reynard_muldrak, who bought me for fics4books and wanted: Elizabeth/John and possibly Rodney in the background (not ness het/slash)
Based on either Shepp's or Rodney's POV
Psychic People (especially main characters)
A cat.
Based on Atlantis/Offworld
I hope this will be to your liking!
Huge thanks to the_cephalopod for the super-fast beta!
anyanka_eg : The Big Alien ConspiracySummary: When General O’Neill said he thought that people who didn’t want to go through the gate were whacked, John had just nodded and smiled. However, after some time in the Pegasus galaxy, John has come to the conclusion that being crazy is a necessary prerequisite for wanting to go through the damn thing.
John and his team and all the things aliens make them do.
Knitted fun!
Jan. 12th, 2008 07:00 pmI knitted a Christmas present for the_cephalopod. Then there was crack... Knowing us, are you really surprised?
The Knitted Adventures of John and Rodney
Go look now now now!
the_cephalopod. Then there was crack... Knowing us, are you really surprised?The Knitted Adventures of John and Rodney
Go look now now now!
Title: The Very Dirty and Vaguely Disturbing Story of Why We Haven't Seen the Fleece in Pegasus
Author: Zinnith's pervy alter ego
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: John/Rodney, John/Fleece
Warnings: Crack. Kinky crack. Or cracky kink. Of the...um... fetish-y kind... Also a tiny bit of angst. Where did that come from?
Disclaimer: Still not mine.
Notes: I am deeply ashamed of myself. mcfleece made me do it!
Summary: John really likes Rodney’s fleece.
SGA-fic: Koteka (PG-13)
Oct. 22nd, 2007 04:28 pmTitle: Koteka
Author: Zinnith
Rating: PG-13 for nakedness
Gategory: Gen
Wordcount: ~2400
Warnings: crack, crack and yet more crack
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate:Atlantis. I do own SGA-13. Feel free to play with them, as long as you put them back in the condition you found them in. The inhabitants of New Guinea own themselves.
Notes: First, I read![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
anyanka_eg's entry about Joe F:s penis size and thought I'd write something about it. Then I wondered how long a penis can be. Then I came across an article about tribal traditions on New Guinea and the story officially veered off into crack-dom. So, not really what I planned to write but... well, you'll just have to read it and find out what happened.
As always, love and cookies for the divinethe_cephalopod for the beta!
Author: Zinnith
Rating: PG-13 for nakedness
Gategory: Gen
Wordcount: ~2400
Warnings: crack, crack and yet more crack
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate:Atlantis. I do own SGA-13. Feel free to play with them, as long as you put them back in the condition you found them in. The inhabitants of New Guinea own themselves.
Notes: First, I read
anyanka_eg's entry about Joe F:s penis size and thought I'd write something about it. Then I wondered how long a penis can be. Then I came across an article about tribal traditions on New Guinea and the story officially veered off into crack-dom. So, not really what I planned to write but... well, you'll just have to read it and find out what happened. As always, love and cookies for the divine
the_cephalopod for the beta! Summary: John wondered if there was a standard operating procedure for when one of your officers had been whacked in the face with what was technically an enormous strap-on. If there was one, he'd never heard of it.
( Koteka )
Pirate crack!
Sep. 19th, 2007 03:04 pmAhoy, me hearties! Today is the International Talk like a Pirate Day. This calls for celebration. Unfortunately, I'm on medication so the rum is out. So instead, 518 words of pure unbeta'd SGA crack!
