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zinnith~350 words of unbeta'd crack. Very cracky crack. It's all lavvyan's fault. I'm innocent, I swear!
Most of the time, John's Hair is pretty fond of John. They have spent forty years together after all, and considering how other people fight with their hair all the time, John's Hair thinks that it has a very good relationship with John. Of course, there are the times when John exposes it to mud and rain and blood and flight-helmets. John's Hair isn't so fond of that.
But mostly they get along. John takes good care of his Hair, and John's Hair repays him by looking ridiculously good. It works out just fine. They both get what they want out of the bargain. John's Hair gets conditioner after every shower and the best contraband hair products chocolate can buy. John gets laid on a regular basis.
John's hair is good at getting John laid. That's where Rodney comes in. John's Hair is pretty fond of Rodney too, even though it seems like Rodney's Hair has a little bit of a complex. Sometimes it tries to copy John's Hair, but of course it never achieves the same great results. That usually makes Rodney grumpy. "Your hair is stupid," he tells John.
In the beginning, it made John's Hair angry, but since then it's learned to listen to Rodney's voice when he says it. It's always soft and affectionate underneath they annoyance and John's Hair knows that, deep down, Rodney loves it. It can tell by the way Rodney's Fingers comb through it when John and Rodney lie in bed together.
John's Hair really likes Rodney's Fingers. It likes to wrap itself around them and send shivery little jolts of pleasure down John's spine. Rodney's Fingers like John's Hair too. They try to spend as much time together as possible, even when it means that John and Rodney has to sneak away and hide in corners and empty labs and puddlejumpers so John's Hair and Rodney's Fingers can have their little tête-a-têtes.
"Stupid hair," Rodney mutters.
"Mhmm," John answers.
John's Hair purrs happily. It's pretty sure Rodney and Rodney's Fingers are the best things that's ever happened to John and it.
lavvyan's fault. I'm innocent, I swear!Most of the time, John's Hair is pretty fond of John. They have spent forty years together after all, and considering how other people fight with their hair all the time, John's Hair thinks that it has a very good relationship with John. Of course, there are the times when John exposes it to mud and rain and blood and flight-helmets. John's Hair isn't so fond of that.
But mostly they get along. John takes good care of his Hair, and John's Hair repays him by looking ridiculously good. It works out just fine. They both get what they want out of the bargain. John's Hair gets conditioner after every shower and the best contraband hair products chocolate can buy. John gets laid on a regular basis.
John's hair is good at getting John laid. That's where Rodney comes in. John's Hair is pretty fond of Rodney too, even though it seems like Rodney's Hair has a little bit of a complex. Sometimes it tries to copy John's Hair, but of course it never achieves the same great results. That usually makes Rodney grumpy. "Your hair is stupid," he tells John.
In the beginning, it made John's Hair angry, but since then it's learned to listen to Rodney's voice when he says it. It's always soft and affectionate underneath they annoyance and John's Hair knows that, deep down, Rodney loves it. It can tell by the way Rodney's Fingers comb through it when John and Rodney lie in bed together.
John's Hair really likes Rodney's Fingers. It likes to wrap itself around them and send shivery little jolts of pleasure down John's spine. Rodney's Fingers like John's Hair too. They try to spend as much time together as possible, even when it means that John and Rodney has to sneak away and hide in corners and empty labs and puddlejumpers so John's Hair and Rodney's Fingers can have their little tête-a-têtes.
"Stupid hair," Rodney mutters.
"Mhmm," John answers.
John's Hair purrs happily. It's pretty sure Rodney and Rodney's Fingers are the best things that's ever happened to John and it.
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Date: 2008-02-21 10:29 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2008-02-21 08:00 am (UTC)You can blame me any time. ;)
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Date: 2008-02-21 08:54 am (UTC)That is so damn cute! :-)
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Date: 2008-02-21 10:37 am (UTC)(Also, your icon is made of awesomeness...)
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Date: 2008-02-21 10:37 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2008-02-21 04:05 pm (UTC)Riiiiiight, Rodney. We believe you. Uh-huh.
Awww, I like this ficlet a bunch! Seems like John's Hair is a startling mixture of little-boy enthusiasm & innocent bragging, with definitely-not-little-boy sensuousness. Wonderful imaginings; thanks for sharing!
If you happen to have another free lunch hour I'd adore to hear from Rodney's Fingers too. Although, now that I think of it, I could imagine them having exactly the same emotional make-up as John's Hair....
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Date: 2008-02-21 09:57 pm (UTC)Ah, Rodney's Fingers. They also like John's Ass a whole lot. But that's a completely different (and not as G-rated) story.
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Date: 2008-02-22 08:56 am (UTC)Thank you!
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Date: 2008-02-25 01:29 am (UTC)*stops to breathe*
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAhaaa!!!
MADE. MY. NIGHT.
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Date: 2008-02-25 04:40 pm (UTC)I'm honoured to be the cause of so much laughter!
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Date: 2008-03-15 11:25 pm (UTC)John's Hair must really love it on Atlantis, not only did he meet Rodney's fingers there but also John doesn't have to wear helmets anymore :)
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Date: 2010-07-27 12:26 pm (UTC)*hugs the hair and the fingers*