Anyone for slogan porn?
Dec. 5th, 2007 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
zinnithmcfleece . But I'm having kind of a bad day and the writing doesn't want to be done, so instead I'm creating slogans. Dirty slogans... Now I'm sitting here with porn on my brain. I mean, how can you not get ideas from something like this?
Aaahh, Sheppard!
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So, I'm thinking, how about some slogan-inspired porn? There are all kinds of interesting possiblities... Let me know what you come up with!
Unzip a Mckay.
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How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Mckay?
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Splash Mckay All Over.
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Naughty, but John.
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Don't You Just Love Being In John?
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More John Please.
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Have You Forgotten How Good Rodney Tastes?
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Date: 2007-12-05 10:39 pm (UTC)Rodney looks down and has to bite back a moan. John's eyes lift to meet his and Rodney nearly comes on the spot. The sight of John on his knees, his head between Rodney's thighs, his lips wrapped tightly around Rodney's cock is almost too much. John's tongue circles Rodney's cockhead before he leans forward again to suck down Rodney's entire length. Rodney's head tips back, he braces his hands on the bed behind him and starts to recite pi in his head in an effort to stave off his impending orgasm. John moves up and down Rodney's shaft, sucking and tonguing in turn, and Rodney gradually becomes aware that the noises he can vaguely hear are of his own voice calling John's name. His hips have started lifting of their own volition and he's pumping himself into John's welcoming mouth - thrusting his cock down his throat and trying to get as deep into John as is physically possible.
And John just takes it; he relaxes his throat and lets Rodney fuck his mouth over and over and over again. Through the ripples of pleasure which are building and building, Rodney manages to collect together enough functioning brain cells to realise that John is getting off on this as much as he is. He's grunting and moaning around Rodney's cock, his hand working frantically between his legs - fisting his cock tightly, hot and hard and desperate just from sucking Rodney off.
"God, now John, now," Rodney screams, thrusting forward into John's willing mouth one last time. John moans in response, and Rodney feels the splash of John's orgasm on his legs as he himself comes hard straight down John's throat.
Rodney finds sufficient strength to lean down and pull John up and then promptly collapses backwards onto the bed. John drapes himself comfortably over Rodney, his head resting on Rodney's shoulder and his nose buried in the nape Rodney's neck.
"Hmmm," John murmurs just before they both drift off to sleep, "You tasted good - not soggy at all."
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Date: 2007-12-05 11:00 pm (UTC)I might have to write some of my own now...
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Date: 2007-12-05 11:06 pm (UTC)Love you too, honey!!
cep xxx
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Date: 2007-12-06 01:43 pm (UTC)Thank you.
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Date: 2007-12-06 02:03 pm (UTC)goodbad influence at times... :) cep xxx(no subject)
Date: 2007-12-06 02:58 pm (UTC)