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[zinnith]

I am so not in the mood for angst right now. Instead I kind of want to write a long story in which Jack and Ianto do nothing but nap and have sex. Or maybe that McShep hairdresser AU. Damn you, Big Bang![Poll #1179084][Poll #1179084]

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[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

OK, how 'bout this: Rodney's day job is at Hallings Hairboutique, where his artistry is matched only by his reputation for brilliant wit & sarcasm sharp enough to send customers stumbling out crying. John is his favorite customer, a fascinating combination of incredibly sexy smart mouth & incredibly challenging hair. Something something something & the boyz become zombiehunters who run around doing.... important plotty stuff.... & they have to have lots of decadent showers ('cause of the gross zombie ick) & hot steamy sex! Afterwards Rodney plays with John's hair & they drink coffee.

I think it has potential. 'Course that's why you're the author & I am not.... ;-D

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

Haha, yes! Rodney can stab them in the eye with his scissors! Snarky genius hairdresser during the day, zombiehunter superhero at night!

Is it wrong that I actually want to write this?

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

No, o'course not! Crack is never more enticing than when you have something you really really need to be distracted from. I actually thought of this as I IM'd with my friend lisas_secret & at the end she said, "I'd read it"—which I regard as practically approval. Something about the idea of pissy!artiste!Rodney just pleases me so... but so does vain!diva!John. It's an equal-opportunity offensive-stereotype-fest. ;-)

(And I lovelovelove propinquitine's suggestion of hydraulic-chair!sex! OMG the position possibilities!! ;-)

[zinfic.livejournal.com]

I really want to write it now! Especially with the chair!sex. Somehow it seems to want to be more Harlequin than crack in my head though... Stupid story.

[wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com]

Ooooooh, yesyesyesyes, brilliant!!! Harlequin SGA fic FTW!! (With chair!sex, of course. ;-)