Friday night ramblings + Stupid customer of the day!

1. My tolerance for alcohol is pretty much non-existent right now. I have had one beer and one glass of wine. I have also spent the evening annoying my darling sisters by giggling like a loon at my own bad puns.

2. On the other hand - my tolerance for pain killers is ridiculous. I have the evil cramps of the monthly curse and even codeine doesn't help. However, not complaining because, you know, no more sciatica! Yay!

3. Since no-one is interesting in my drugged and drunken adventures - have a Stupid customer of the day! I overheard this one down at the gas station this afternoon.

Customer: A packet of Right please.
Salesperson: Yep, do you want the long or the short ones?
Customer: Oh dear. This just became very complicated. Give me a packet of Prince instead.
Salesperson: (without missing a beat) Sure, the long or the short ones?
Customer: *groans and leaves in frustration, sans cigarettes*
Me: *knowing smirk* Customers, huh?
Salesperson: That one was actually pretty coherent...