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Dear man-with-a-mite-problem,

What makes you think that I want to hear you talk about your scrotum? At great length? Without letting me get a word in edgeways? I understand that the itching is very irritating, but once again - TMI!

No love,
Zin

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Date: 2011-03-23 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hildejohanne.livejournal.com
I don't even know how to reply to this!?! Since when is talking about mite on your scrotum considered polite smalltalk?? *falls over laughing*

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Date: 2011-03-23 08:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zinfic.livejournal.com
'Polite' is clearly a word that does not exist in the worlds of certain people... At least I got one more thing to add to the list of 'stupid shit people call their exterminator about'.

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Date: 2011-03-23 10:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hildejohanne.livejournal.com
Maybe he wanted you to treat his scrotum at the same time as his house....LOL

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Date: 2011-03-23 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zinfic.livejournal.com
By spraying it with poison... Yay!

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Date: 2011-03-23 08:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rellan.livejournal.com
Well, Sir, if you didn't have such a mite friendly scrotum, they would leave you alone. May I recommend the use of a bar of soap?

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Date: 2011-03-23 08:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zinfic.livejournal.com
Apparently all the mites come from the bird that has a perch outside his window. Yeah, right...

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Date: 2011-03-23 11:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com
Oh. Migawd. ~o_0^ !!

I don't know how you manage to talk with those people with such civility & grace. You are truly the Goddess of Customer Service! :: stealthily skooches closer to Zin in hopes some will rub off ::

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Date: 2011-03-23 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zinfic.livejournal.com
Haha, I frequently want to bang my forehead against the keyboard. Maybe that would make the stupid go away?

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Date: 2011-03-23 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wanted-a-pony.livejournal.com
Or at least you could watch the pretty colored spots for a while.... But then you might get a headache. And there seems to be plentiful new stupid every day in your job!

:: pets Zin & sends her a nice hot cuppa & fresh warm cookies ::

:: contemplates sending Mr. Boss an informative e-mail ::

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Date: 2011-03-24 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zinfic.livejournal.com
Mmmm... cookies... *munches*

Heh, Mr Boss gets to know everything, down to the very last detail. If we have to listen to the stupid, so does he! It's also very fun to transfer the most obstinate telemarketers to him and listen to his expert way of handling them *g*

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