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I get off work in ten minutes and I'm boooored.

Here, have a Stupid Customer of the Day!

Me: Welcome to (extermination company)!

Customer: Hi, I've got a huge sewer rat in my house, can you help me?

Me: Sure, I need some contact details and your insurance information, please.

Customers: What will you be doing when you come? I've tried catching it but...

Me: What have you been doing so far then? (I expect a answer like 'I set a trap' or 'I stood on a chair and flailed for a while')

Customer: I tried to shoot it.

Me: You did what?

Customer: Well, I have this old shotgun, so I went down into the cellar and tried to kill it, but it ran away.

Me: (A little scared) Um... all right...

Customer: So, how soon can you have someone over?

Me: If you put the gun away, I'll send a technician right away.
 

Some people make you wonder...