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Apparently, having long hair means you have to brush it before you go to bed as well as after, or you'll wake up with a crow's nest on your head. I'm learning new things about life!


And just to justify this post - have a Stupid Customer of the Day! Although this one is actually more tragic than funny...


Mrs Boss: Welcome to (extermination company) how can I help you?

Old lady customer: Yes, hello? Is this where you report vermin?

Mrs Boss: Yes, that's right. What do you have trouble with?

Old lady customer: Well, one just moved in downstairs.

Mrs Boss: Um... excuse me? Is this a rat or something we're talking about?

Old lady customer: No, I think he's Greek. His cooking smells funny and he plays loud music.

Mrs Boss: Sorry ma'am, this is an extermination company. We deal with vermin, like rats and ants. If you have a problem with a neighbour you should take it up with your landlord. *click*


All right, the Swedish word for 'vermin' is close to the one for 'tenant' but not that close. People never cease to amaze you, do they? *sigh*





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