H50 crack!fic - Gerbil Story

It's pouring down snow. I'm home sick and I was going to write porn. Instead, I wrote... this. I swear I have no idea how it happened. Let's just say it's one hundred percent pure crack. Unbeta'd, so feel free to tell me if you find any mistakes.

( Danny has an unusual problem, Kono squees, Chin suffers and Steve secretly has a heart made of marshmallow. )