That Christmas meme thing.

Ok, this is how it works: The player (me) must list 3 things that I would love to get for Christmas. Then I must list 3 things that I definitely do not want to get for Christmas. Then I tag 5 friends and list their names. The people I tag need to write on their LJ about their Christmas wishes then tag 5 more people.

I want a pony and a kitten and naked John and Rodney! Or...well... let's do this for real.

What I want for Christmas:
1. My writing mojo back! Because I haven't written anything worth reading in a long long time now, and I'd love to get some words out again.
2. Not to be in pain anymore. That would be really great. Please, Santa?
3: Peace on Earth. I've been wishing for that since I was four. One of these years, I'm sure it'll happen!

What I definitely don't want for Christmas:
1. More stupid ideas from stupid politicians, like IPRED and FRA and stupid new rules about health insurance and unemployment benefits. So...pretty much for the Alliance not to win the next election.
2. More notices. I want my friends to keep their jobs. *glares at stupid American bankers* 
3. Petty arguments, stress and impossible demands from friends and family. I can has quiet calm Christmas plz?

I think that's all. No tagging, do it if you feel like it.

(Oh, by the way. If you do happen to have a naked John and Rodney that you have no use for you, can send them my way. I'll give them a good home!)

Spammage!

I get off work in ten minutes and I'm boooored.

Here, have a Stupid Customer of the Day!

Me: Welcome to (extermination company)!

Customer: Hi, I've got a huge sewer rat in my house, can you help me?

Me: Sure, I need some contact details and your insurance information, please.

Customers: What will you be doing when you come? I've tried catching it but...

Me: What have you been doing so far then? (I expect a answer like 'I set a trap' or 'I stood on a chair and flailed for a while')

Customer: I tried to shoot it.

Me: You did what?

Customer: Well, I have this old shotgun, so I went down into the cellar and tried to kill it, but it ran away.

Me: (A little scared) Um... all right...

Customer: So, how soon can you have someone over?

Me: If you put the gun away, I'll send a technician right away.
 

Some people make you wonder...