SGA-fic: Koteka (PG-13)
Oct. 22nd, 2007 04:28 pmTitle: Koteka
Author: Zinnith
Rating: PG-13 for nakedness
Gategory: Gen
Wordcount: ~2400
Warnings: crack, crack and yet more crack
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate:Atlantis. I do own SGA-13. Feel free to play with them, as long as you put them back in the condition you found them in. The inhabitants of New Guinea own themselves.
Notes: First, I read![[info]](https://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
anyanka_eg's entry about Joe F:s penis size and thought I'd write something about it. Then I wondered how long a penis can be. Then I came across an article about tribal traditions on New Guinea and the story officially veered off into crack-dom. So, not really what I planned to write but... well, you'll just have to read it and find out what happened.
As always, love and cookies for the divine![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
the_cephalopod for the beta!
Author: Zinnith
Rating: PG-13 for nakedness
Gategory: Gen
Wordcount: ~2400
Warnings: crack, crack and yet more crack
Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate:Atlantis. I do own SGA-13. Feel free to play with them, as long as you put them back in the condition you found them in. The inhabitants of New Guinea own themselves.
Notes: First, I read
anyanka_eg's entry about Joe F:s penis size and thought I'd write something about it. Then I wondered how long a penis can be. Then I came across an article about tribal traditions on New Guinea and the story officially veered off into crack-dom. So, not really what I planned to write but... well, you'll just have to read it and find out what happened. As always, love and cookies for the divine
the_cephalopod for the beta! Summary: John wondered if there was a standard operating procedure for when one of your officers had been whacked in the face with what was technically an enormous strap-on. If there was one, he'd never heard of it.
( Koteka )
