Here be selkies. Crack-flavoured selkies.

So, bluespirit_star posted this very helpful illustrated guide, regarding the difference between seals and SEALs.

Crackbunny appeared. Blue and sgamadison made the mistake of encouraging me. It's all their fault! Please don't mistake this snippet for a story of any literary value whatsoever.

( The Detective and the Sea (a.k.a. The Selkie Story) )